LMAO. A 65 year man who washed his pickup truck in the nude at a car wash has been sentenced to a year of probation. Robert E. Bailey, of Rhode Island pleaded guilty to open and gross conduct for being naked at a Massachusettes car wash. Apparently a woman vacuuming her vehicle called police after she saw Bailey in the nude. By the time police arrived Bailey was wearing shorts and denied doing anything wrong. A judge ordered Bailey to stay away from the car wash and the witness and to continue counseling. He will also be required to register as a sex offender. Yikes.