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Pranksters Revealed

April 1st, 2009, 1:27 pm by Tara

Love Bytes asked all of you pranksters to submit some April Fools Day pranks, gags and jokes. And did you ever!  Following are some of the responses.

Fake Ring

My boyfriend took me to an Irish club on April Fools Day. We closed the place down. When he took me home he was rather nervous and excited. He pulled out a box and asked me to open it. It was a ring! He then asked me if I would marry him.  I was so surprised!  I immediately said “yes, of course.: After he left, I called my mom, my sisters and my best friends. I was so excited.

The next morning we met for a late breakfast. I told him I had called my family and friends to give the good news and he immediately became very quiet and uneasy. He then told me that his friends bet him $100 he wouldn’t pull an April Fools prank on me. The ring was fake and the proposal..well it wasn’t for real. I was livid…felt like the biggest fool in the world. I got my purse, stormed out of the restaurant and told him where to go. For weeks after, he would text me, leave messages on my phone and post comments on myspace. He was begging me to accept his apology. I finally took my friends advice and called him. That was 6 years ago…and today we are happily married with a beautiful baby. Humor continues to be a big part of our relationship…it keeps the sparkle in our lives.  — Christina

Fishing Date?

I took my girlfriend to the Island for April Fools Day. I told her we were going to spend the evening fishing on the bay. She hated to fish so she whined a lot, saying she would rather do something else. When we arrived on the Island she wanted to go home. I blindfolded her and told her I had a secret fishing spot just for her.  All she did was complain. Before long we were at our destination. When she opened her eyes she could not believe it as people shouted April Fools Day. We were on a chartered boat with 12 of our best friends celebrating her 30th birthday.  She was speechless. Since then she has never complained about going fishing and every year on her birthday we try to go on the charter boat. April Fools Day is a day we will never forget…an evening filled with laughter, fun and romance.  — Tony

Stolen Car

On New Years Day I decided to pull a joke on my boyfriend. He was in Dallas visiting family and I was home. When he called I told him I had received a ticket for DWI on New Years Eve. That an officer pulled me over, made me take the breathalizer test and then gave me a ticket. I even had my sister collaborate on the joke. When he came home, the joke continued. Two weeks later I received a call from an attorney friend that my boyfriend had contacted. It was then that I had to confess that it was all a joke.

Well he was furious. “Wait till April Fools Day” he kept saying. Well he sure pulled a good one. He came to my office and moved my car in another associates parking place. He then asked my fellow associate to go to lunch with me. When we left for lunch I noticed my car was missing. I immediately went inside the office and said “my car has been ripped off.” Various associates began calling the police department, U.S. & Mexico bridges, etc….alerts were everywhere. Nobody wanted my car to cross into Mexico. After 10 minutes, my lunch partner looked at me and said “isn’t revenge sweet.” I was pissed.  How could I be so gullible…that same morning my boyfriend told me I better watch out. I was definitely the fool.  And you know he even went to the police department the day before to let them know if they received a call about the missing car…it was just a joke.

We’ve now been married for more than 1o years, and to this day we still laugh about the prank.  — Jennifer

Common Sex Dreams

March 19th, 2009, 7:29 am by Tara

We’ve all had ‘em. Waking up from late night dreams wondering what those torrid thoughts mean. Sex has always been a big part of dream content for both men and women. One hundred years ago Sigmund Freud concluded that almost all dreams represented some form of sexual repression. At that time sex was repressed culturally and as a result it might have been expressed more frequently by people in their dreams..

Dream experts today still try to make sense and interpret the most common flesh-baring fantasies. If your dreams sometime leave you dazed and confused, you’re not alone. The good news is that usually there’s more than meets the eye.

Check out the most common sex dreams. Have you dreamed of any of these smoldering trysts?

Dream #1:  Your sleeping with your best friend’s guy or girl

You may be truly attracted to your friend’s guy or girl  personality, looks and humor. Your dream may be telling you what type of person you want. Use these clues in finding a new mate and put more effort into your relationships.

Dream #2:  The Ex Encounter

Recurring, obsessive dreams about a former lover — especially someone you still see or talk to — might be a cause for concern, but the occasional glimpse of a past love is usually nothing more than mental vacation from everyday life. The past lover is symbolic. He or she may represent anything that you associate with him or her.” A high-school or college lover symbolizes the freedom you had before being saddled with work, children, and mortgage payments. Dreaming of a sexy bad boy in your past signals a desire for more spontaneity and excitement in your romantic life.

Dream #3:  Mysterious stranger

Dreams about making love with a mysterious stranger may signal a desire for more mystery, less ritual.”

A dream of sex with strangers signal a wish to break out of a romantic rut. It could be simple curiosity of what it would be like on the other side of the love act.

Dream #4:  Scorching the sheets with a hot celeb

Dreaming of your current celeb hottie. This is a guilt-free fantasy and fling with no emotional-strings attached!

Dream #5:  Kinky dreams with your lover

Kinky dreams usually suggest that you want some adventure, spontaneity and friskiness in your love life - something different than your normal routine. You may be lusting after another hottie or wanting to flaunt your happiness.

Dream #6:  Doing naughty things with your boss

Dreaming of naughty things with the boss doesn’t always denote sexual desire.  Physical attraction could mean that you admire and want to develop in yourself leadership, power, confidence or success. You’re probably trying to put yourself in their league.

Subtly Seducing a Guy

March 3rd, 2009, 9:08 pm by Tara

Grabbing your guy’s butt will catch his attention, but many times it’s the subtly suggestive moves that really drive him weak in the knees. Try one or all of these seductive ways to raise his interest and keep him insanely wanting only you.

  • Wear a necklace just above your cleavage. He can’t help but look!
  • Run your fingers up and down his back. Spell out dirty deeds you’ll do later.
  • Send him a text telling him about the sexy dream you had.
  • Teasingly brush your body against his back when in a crowd.
  • Caress his hips and tell him his pants feel as good as they look.
  • Bare your midriff when reaching up.
  • Wear stilettos and dangle those sexy heels.
  • Playfully teach him some naughty words or phrases in a foreign language.
  • Wear a backless blouse.
  • Let your spaghetti strap slide off your shoulder and slowly pull it back up. Let him pull it up!
  • Use sexual undertone words like sexy, hot and luscious.
  • Play footsie under the table.

Fooling Around with Married Man

February 25th, 2009, 9:01 pm by Tara

My best friend hadn’t had a date for months and was desperate. I got tired of hearing about her woes so I set her up with a friend. The problem is he’s married and has cheated on his wife for years.

They went to dinner and ended up making out. I feel bad and guilty because I set them up thinking it would be a one time thing but now he’s wanting to go out with her again. He’s begging me to give him her number. I know if he calls her, she’ll go with him again. And I don’t want any part of it.

I feel responsible for what’s happening and I’m afraid my lover will find out that I set them up. He’ll be pissed and furious with me and probably want to break up. My boyfriend knows his friend is a lying cheating husband and condemns his affairs. I’m in the middle of this love triangle and I don’t like it. I don’t want to lose my boyfriend over a stupid affair. Should I tell my lover what’s going on or say nothin, hoping he won’t find out?

Girlfriend admits to Sexting

February 18th, 2009, 9:07 pm by Tara

My best friend admitted that she is Sexting. Honestly, I didn’t know what the heck she was talking about.  (Bet UR wondering too?  Sexting is a word that has been coined to describe the practice of sending sexually provocative text or pics via cell phones.) Yes that’s right.

My friend was over my apartment a couple of weeks ago and flipped out her iPhone. OMG!  She is taking nude pics of herself and sending them on her cell phone. I can not believe what I saw! She says she’s tired of the clubs (never meets any decent guys) and wants to experience a new way to “date or hook up” with guys.

My gf and I have known each other since 3rd grade. Her behavior is causing a big rift in our friendship. She says I need to lay off and let her live her life to the fullest. That it’s no big deal what she’s doing.

As she stormed out of my place last night, she stated, “at least I’m getting dates…you’re always alone.” That pissed me off. I’d rather be alone than sending raunchy messages and pics to people that I barely know. And what about possible serious negative consequences? I can’t believe her “new life” is breaking up our 20+ year friendship.  What should I do?

Sexting is a relatively new trend in flirting. It’s the act of sending nude or semi-nude photographs via cell-phone text messaging — and it’s sweeping the nation. These virtual relationships can leave to other “activities.” And it’s not just adults, teens are doing it too.

Your gf seems to believe that sexting is exciting and fun. She’s able to virtually fool around without facing the consequences of an actual affair.

I understand where ur coming from. Your gf is living for the moment. Her compromising images could turn up when a college or a potential employer conducts a routine background check online. OMG…just imagine what they would see? And what legal issues may arise if her sexting lands in the hands of a minor?

Your bf is of legal-age and there isn’t much that you can do about her behavior but she should be really careful. BF are always there for each other. You may have to just ride out the storm.

South Texans’ Sexy Nicknames

February 18th, 2009, 8:21 pm by Tara

Move over Brittons…South Texas lovers have you beat!

On  a previous post this scribe listed the top 10 sexy nicknames Brittons call their lovers. We asked you to submit your (and your lover’s) sexy nicknames. And did you ever! Choosing the top 10 was tough and a lot of fun

So who made the V Love List?  Here they are…

  • Sin-A-Bomb
  • Boobsi
  • Chica
  • Babycakes
  • Babe
  • Mi Amor
  • Hot Sexy Mama
  • Hot Sheets
  • Baby
  • Squeeze

South Texans know how to show the love!

Don’t ya think?

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