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Sex Fantasy

November 11th, 2009, 8:07 pm by Tara

tara-avatarIf you think women don’t sit around fantasizing about naughty things, you better think again. Women are experts when it comes to dreaming up the sauciest of fantasies. The other night I was hanging with a group of girlfriends. We had a great time watching a movie, talking and laughing a lot. One of the girls started talking about her sexual fantasies. Some of the fantasies I won’t write about here.

She sometimes fantasies about a celebrity when making out with her partner. She wasn’t alone. Most of the girls said if the sexy time wasn’t electrifying they fantasize about someone else. Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughy were top on the list. Some even fantasized over a past lover or a friend.  But one thing they all agreed on….if there partner was real hot….there was no need to think about anybody else.

Who’s your fantasy celebrity?

Put Fun into Sex

November 4th, 2009, 10:09 pm by Tara

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dreamerCouples that have been together for a while admit that the sex that was once hot and thrilling can become routine and even (dare I say) a little boring. No need to settle for ho-hum sex, or look outside of your relationship or marriage for the sparkle or excitement. Being in a safe, comfortable relationship can actually offer the best sex of your life. Take some steps to bring back the spark, and experience the best sex ever. Here’s some proven ways offered by ehow.com

  1. Be adventurous. The next time the two of you are making dinner together, hop up on the counter and reach for your partner. The idea of fooling around in broad daylight in the kitchen is sure to spice things up.
  2. Leave hot, naughty notes for your sweetie to find. Your notes can be flirty, suggestive, or downright crude. It’s up to you. Just make sure you get your point across. Great places to tuck notes include lunch packets, bathroom mirrors, pants pockets, money clip and car visors.
  3. Experiment together. Surprise your lover with a new toy. Bring some treats from the kitchen-think syrups, fruits, whipped cream-into the bedroom. Find some intriguing new positions in a book or online. Use your imagination.
  4. Play together. Throw around a Frisbee or have a water balloon fight. Having fun together makes you feel good about each other and yourself, which is a big turn on. And if the fun includes getting wet, soapy or muddy, that makes it even sexier.
  5. Switch roles. If your honey is the one to always initiate, take the reins. Make the first move, but don’t stop there. Tell him you are in charge tonight and that he is going to do what you tell him to. Chances are he will be thrilled-and so will you, since he will cater to your every whim.

Give one or all a try…you and your partner will love the results!

Common Sex Dreams

March 19th, 2009, 7:29 am by Tara

We’ve all had ‘em. Waking up from late night dreams wondering what those torrid thoughts mean. Sex has always been a big part of dream content for both men and women. One hundred years ago Sigmund Freud concluded that almost all dreams represented some form of sexual repression. At that time sex was repressed culturally and as a result it might have been expressed more frequently by people in their dreams..

Dream experts today still try to make sense and interpret the most common flesh-baring fantasies. If your dreams sometime leave you dazed and confused, you’re not alone. The good news is that usually there’s more than meets the eye.

Check out the most common sex dreams. Have you dreamed of any of these smoldering trysts?

Dream #1:  Your sleeping with your best friend’s guy or girl

You may be truly attracted to your friend’s guy or girl  personality, looks and humor. Your dream may be telling you what type of person you want. Use these clues in finding a new mate and put more effort into your relationships.

Dream #2:  The Ex Encounter

Recurring, obsessive dreams about a former lover — especially someone you still see or talk to — might be a cause for concern, but the occasional glimpse of a past love is usually nothing more than mental vacation from everyday life. The past lover is symbolic. He or she may represent anything that you associate with him or her.” A high-school or college lover symbolizes the freedom you had before being saddled with work, children, and mortgage payments. Dreaming of a sexy bad boy in your past signals a desire for more spontaneity and excitement in your romantic life.

Dream #3:  Mysterious stranger

Dreams about making love with a mysterious stranger may signal a desire for more mystery, less ritual.”

A dream of sex with strangers signal a wish to break out of a romantic rut. It could be simple curiosity of what it would be like on the other side of the love act.

Dream #4:  Scorching the sheets with a hot celeb

Dreaming of your current celeb hottie. This is a guilt-free fantasy and fling with no emotional-strings attached!

Dream #5:  Kinky dreams with your lover

Kinky dreams usually suggest that you want some adventure, spontaneity and friskiness in your love life - something different than your normal routine. You may be lusting after another hottie or wanting to flaunt your happiness.

Dream #6:  Doing naughty things with your boss

Dreaming of naughty things with the boss doesn’t always denote sexual desire.  Physical attraction could mean that you admire and want to develop in yourself leadership, power, confidence or success. You’re probably trying to put yourself in their league.

Subtly Seducing a Guy

March 3rd, 2009, 9:08 pm by Tara

Grabbing your guy’s butt will catch his attention, but many times it’s the subtly suggestive moves that really drive him weak in the knees. Try one or all of these seductive ways to raise his interest and keep him insanely wanting only you.

  • Wear a necklace just above your cleavage. He can’t help but look!
  • Run your fingers up and down his back. Spell out dirty deeds you’ll do later.
  • Send him a text telling him about the sexy dream you had.
  • Teasingly brush your body against his back when in a crowd.
  • Caress his hips and tell him his pants feel as good as they look.
  • Bare your midriff when reaching up.
  • Wear stilettos and dangle those sexy heels.
  • Playfully teach him some naughty words or phrases in a foreign language.
  • Wear a backless blouse.
  • Let your spaghetti strap slide off your shoulder and slowly pull it back up. Let him pull it up!
  • Use sexual undertone words like sexy, hot and luscious.
  • Play footsie under the table.

Girlfriend admits to Sexting

February 18th, 2009, 9:07 pm by Tara

My best friend admitted that she is Sexting. Honestly, I didn’t know what the heck she was talking about.  (Bet UR wondering too?  Sexting is a word that has been coined to describe the practice of sending sexually provocative text or pics via cell phones.) Yes that’s right.

My friend was over my apartment a couple of weeks ago and flipped out her iPhone. OMG!  She is taking nude pics of herself and sending them on her cell phone. I can not believe what I saw! She says she’s tired of the clubs (never meets any decent guys) and wants to experience a new way to “date or hook up” with guys.

My gf and I have known each other since 3rd grade. Her behavior is causing a big rift in our friendship. She says I need to lay off and let her live her life to the fullest. That it’s no big deal what she’s doing.

As she stormed out of my place last night, she stated, “at least I’m getting dates…you’re always alone.” That pissed me off. I’d rather be alone than sending raunchy messages and pics to people that I barely know. And what about possible serious negative consequences? I can’t believe her “new life” is breaking up our 20+ year friendship.  What should I do?

Sexting is a relatively new trend in flirting. It’s the act of sending nude or semi-nude photographs via cell-phone text messaging — and it’s sweeping the nation. These virtual relationships can leave to other “activities.” And it’s not just adults, teens are doing it too.

Your gf seems to believe that sexting is exciting and fun. She’s able to virtually fool around without facing the consequences of an actual affair.

I understand where ur coming from. Your gf is living for the moment. Her compromising images could turn up when a college or a potential employer conducts a routine background check online. OMG…just imagine what they would see? And what legal issues may arise if her sexting lands in the hands of a minor?

Your bf is of legal-age and there isn’t much that you can do about her behavior but she should be really careful. BF are always there for each other. You may have to just ride out the storm.

Sexy Nicknames

February 5th, 2009, 10:53 pm by Tara

Sexy Pig.  Poo Face.  Naughty Monster.

These are some of the saucy, rude and unusual nicknames Britons give each other. The Brits obviously prefer using original rather than traditional nicknames.

According to a British newspaper, among the more popular nicknames this year are Sexy Pig, Squidgy and Poo Face, showing that the traditional British self-deprecating humor prevails amongst couples.

Other amusing nicknames include Chubby Cheeks, Nuzzle Buddy, Naughty Monster and Fatty Bum Bum.

Don’t the nicknames bring back memories of Duckface, the name Hugh Grant dubbed Anna Chancellor in Four Weddings and a Funeral?

Here’s the Top 10 funniest love names:

  • Sexy Pig
  • Poo face
  • Sausage
  • Chubby cheeks
  • Monkey boy
  • Naughty monster
  • Munchkin
  • Nuzzle buddy
  • Fatty bum bum
  • Lobster

Tell us what your sexy nickname is and you could win 2 free movie passes. Send us your nickname (and your lover’s too) and you’ll be entered to win movie passes. Click ‘post your comment’ at the end of this blog or email lovebytes@theV247.com

Love Bytes will choose the top 10 nicknames. Persons with winning entries will receive 2 FREE MOVIE PASSES. Note: Passes good only at movie theaters in the Rio Grande Valley, Texas. Enter today cuz the deadline is Feb. 18, 2009.

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