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Couple shower - hell no

November 16th, 2009, 11:01 pm by Tara

dreamer1My girlfriend and I went to a couples shower. I’ll never do it again. It was totally boring. The bride works with my girlfriend, but I don’t know the couple. The only reason I went was because I got tired of hearing my girlfriend bitch about.

So what did the couples do?  At first we were all together and slowly the guys moved away from the girls. The guys watched TV in another room, while the girls did their own thing. The groom was uncomfortable and hung with the guys. Thank God we were able to watch a football game.

When the bride starting opening gifts, she insisted that all the guys join in. She was pissed when none of us participated. Guys don’t give a sh** about opening presents. The groom was totally embarrassed as he watched his bride open gifts, like edible panties, sex toys, and how to please your man book.

Couples Shower….hell no you’ll never see me at one again. Ladies, have your own Bridal shower. Leave bachelor parties for the guys.  — David, Alamo

Affair Breaks Up Marriages

November 8th, 2009, 7:39 am by Tara

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mila-avatarMy brother-in-law had an affair with a married woman. They cheated on their spouses for more than 6 months. In the beginning they thought it was fun and highly sexual. He was mesmerized in his fantasies while she wanted an unattached sexual relationship. Neither one thought the affair would impact their marriage or kids. When their spouses found out, they both filed for divorce.

Trust is the foundation of successful relationships. Many affair relationships fail because it’s difficult to trust someone who has started the relationship by being unfaithful and deceitful. They betrayed their vows, spouses and kids. Most likely they will do the same thing to each other. When the initial blissful stage subsides and the stresses of real everyday life kicks in, things can be different and much less secure.

Today the “lovers” are still together and my ex-brother-in-law says that he never imagined that it would end this way. What a scum bag…Get real Jack. The more I think about it they deserve each other.  If one cheats on their spouse, they have no values or ideals. If he or she cheated once, you know one or both will cheat again.

Put Fun into Sex

November 4th, 2009, 10:09 pm by Tara

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dreamerCouples that have been together for a while admit that the sex that was once hot and thrilling can become routine and even (dare I say) a little boring. No need to settle for ho-hum sex, or look outside of your relationship or marriage for the sparkle or excitement. Being in a safe, comfortable relationship can actually offer the best sex of your life. Take some steps to bring back the spark, and experience the best sex ever. Here’s some proven ways offered by ehow.com

  1. Be adventurous. The next time the two of you are making dinner together, hop up on the counter and reach for your partner. The idea of fooling around in broad daylight in the kitchen is sure to spice things up.
  2. Leave hot, naughty notes for your sweetie to find. Your notes can be flirty, suggestive, or downright crude. It’s up to you. Just make sure you get your point across. Great places to tuck notes include lunch packets, bathroom mirrors, pants pockets, money clip and car visors.
  3. Experiment together. Surprise your lover with a new toy. Bring some treats from the kitchen-think syrups, fruits, whipped cream-into the bedroom. Find some intriguing new positions in a book or online. Use your imagination.
  4. Play together. Throw around a Frisbee or have a water balloon fight. Having fun together makes you feel good about each other and yourself, which is a big turn on. And if the fun includes getting wet, soapy or muddy, that makes it even sexier.
  5. Switch roles. If your honey is the one to always initiate, take the reins. Make the first move, but don’t stop there. Tell him you are in charge tonight and that he is going to do what you tell him to. Chances are he will be thrilled-and so will you, since he will cater to your every whim.

Give one or all a try…you and your partner will love the results!

Sex Foods

August 25th, 2009, 8:46 pm by Tara

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Another hot topic at happy hour today - what do you do or crave before, during and after sex? Most of the girls said the key to spicing up their sex life is in the kitchen. The smell, taste, and appearance of certain foods acts as potent aphrodisiacs that not only gets them in the mood for love, but makes them a better flirt and lover.

So what types of  “sex” foods do girls crave? Sweets, salty and spicy foods are favs. Dark chocolate is top on the list followed by frozen snickers bar, hot chilis, wine, bananas, ice cream with whipped cream, grapes, strawberries, olives, carrots, and chips.

Most agreed that when you’re with someone, the best thing is to feed each other with the most seductive foods you can find. Asparagus and shrimp are the best.

And the guys…well they had no cravings after sex. While the girls are dashing for the frig, the guys mostly roll over and go to sleep.

Tell us what you and your lover do? What are your favorite “sex” foods?

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